all begins with the "Theory of Asparagus," which explains that you're cheating when you finish a boring relationship, but do not know where to start.
Let's see how it works:
Variety is the spice. If you love chocolate, then chocolate for a whole day just hartándote.Y'd give anything for something different, even fried asparagus. So when you're cloyed with someone and you start to get bored, you end up wanting to send you to hell. For why so many infidels. Like do not dare to go alone and prefer to be kicked, looking into infidelity to quickly send them to hell. Tirso de Molina
explains well the wishes of the infidel: "The increased appetite is nothing, / but the most beautiful is posea. / She who has not enjoyed, it is never ugly, / what is different becomes beautiful to me, / I will of all is greedy: / \u200b\u200bhow many women there, is my task. "There are guys who, like Don Juan, say" I like them all. " Others say, "I like the dark" or "I prefer blondes", without realizing that there are dozens of women who meet that description. Will be faithful to their wife, given the lack of selectivity they have? Moreover, if crossed with a brunette dyed blonde hair ... Is that like them twice?
In truth, most men makes no effort to resist the feminine charms. Usually fall in love with beautiful women, are fascinated by the seductive woman, and have sex with the only cast them kicking us out of bed.
male infidelity is also explained by the model of the "infallible mathematical equation." That is, a man is unfaithful when calculating the result of the mental equation: "Being able to have sex with every woman in the world without me kicked out of his bed, chose to marry with Dorita. If the gentleman in question does not care what Dorita could hurt his wanderings, the limit of their extramarital affairs give him only two things: their extra kilos and bald. Except that Mr. not graceful but be grateful, in which case a wallet succulent or a position of power may give it appeal more powerful than the facade of Brad Pitt himself. Unfaithful men are those who, when making the equation between "What problem if Dorita learns" and "What a pleasure to roll around with the blonde in the Sales Department, conclude that the calculation gives a good rest, and that it run off risk. After all, Dorita never treads the office and six months ago using the bed only to tell which devices stopped working (including that of him).
Reasons to wallow with the blonde Sales there are plenty of real or artificial, as her long eyelashes and big tits true artificial. However, family specialists agree that the main reason for infidelity is to look outside of home that is lacking in the marriage as a DVD player, a pen to write or a tinderbox that works.
The worst is when the cheating is bad in algebra, the equation given in error, Sales blonde leaves him waiting in the rain because it was found with her boyfriend, rugby, the lady who does the ironing Dorita's husband is waiting with flowers in a corner, tells Dorita, Dorita learns everything and caused a scandal because amazing ... when the good man to blonde Sales have not seen either the color of her panties!
But good was Einstein equations. Too bad I already died.
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